- Dolphin: [to Peter] I'm gonna ask one more question and don't take this the wrong way, but have you actually got a penis?
- Peter Griffin: Yes.
- Dolphin: Where... where is it?
- Peter Griffin: Where is it? It's in there.
- Dolphin: Are you sure? So it's like Mr. Snuffleupagus, is it?
- Peter Griffin: Aw, the hell with this. Lois, get the ruler, we're measuring again.
- Dolphin: Anyway, I'm off to read Meg's diary. Only been here one night, but I get the sense we all dislike Meg.
- Brian Griffin: [when he stops by Stewie's daycare] Hey, Stewie. How's it going?
- Stewie Griffin: Brian, what are you doing here?
- Brian Griffin: Came by to check on my pal. Where's, uh, Miss Emily?
- Stewie Griffin: I haven't seen her yet today. She gave me the keys to open up when she left yesterday. I thought you said you were gonna talk to her.
- Brian Griffin: I did, a-and she's doing her best, you know? She's got a lot on her plate. She's got school, she's got work...
- Stewie Griffin: This is her work!
- Stewie Griffin: [when he finds out Brian is interested in Miss Emily] You're disgusting.
- Brian Griffin: Hey, I'm sorry, but Miss Emily and I have a connection which is totally unexpected. And by the way, I actually think she's doing a pretty good job. She's teaching you guys independence.
- Stewie Griffin: We're one! Independence means we die!
- Brian Griffin: [When Stewie comes home from daycare with one of his arms hanging limply and dragging along the floor] Stewie, what's going on? Aren't you supposed to be at day care?
- Stewie Griffin: I escaped.
- Brian Griffin: What happened to your arm?
- Stewie Griffin: I finally stood up for all of us and told Miss Emily we should be given a proper lunch and not just what's left over from her Baja Fresh, and she said I shouldn't raise my voice and pulled me really hard into the other room, and my arm came out of its socket.
- Brian Griffin: Are you sure? Are you sure you didn't just sleep on it funny?
- Stewie Griffin: Does this look like I slept on it funny? I'm gonna tell Mom! Mom!
- Brian Griffin: [stops Stewie] You are not going anywhere. I finally have a date with Miss Emily tomorrow and I'm not gonna let you or anybody else get in my way until I have seen every inch of her naked.
- Stewie Griffin: Do you even hear yourself? And what am I supposed to do about my arm?
- Brian Griffin: I'll just pop it back in.
- Stewie Griffin: You most certainly will not! I need to go to a hospital.
- Lois Griffin: [off-screen] Brian, is Stewie in there with you?
- Stewie Griffin: Mom!
- [Brian grabs Stewie, putting his hand over his mouth as he rips a page out of his book and stuffs it in his mouth]
- Brian Griffin: We're in here, Lois. He's napping.
- [to Stewie]
- Brian Griffin: Relax. I'm gonna pop it back in.
- [grabs Stewie's arm and starts to pop Stewie's shoulder back in place as Stewie screams into the wad of paper. Stewie pulls free from Brian after a few seconds and tries to crawl away, but Brian grabs him again and continues to try to pop Stewie's shoulder back in place]
- Brian Griffin: Get in there! C... come on! Hold still, Stewie!
- [Brian grabs his book and uses it to pop Stewie's arm back into place, Stewie spits the paper out and coughs as he rubs his arm]
- Stewie Griffin: I'm not saying I like pain, but I'm not saying I don't like it either.
- Stewie Griffin: [after Brian has Miss Emily arrested] Man, when she gets to jail, she's gonna be major lez-chow.
- Brian Griffin: She sure is, Stewie. She sure is.
- Dolphin: Ah. Hello, Joanne.
- Joanna Finn: Billy? What are you doing here?
- Peter Griffin: He's here because he loves you and he wants to patch things up. Hey, how come you ain't got boobs? You like a runner or something?
- Peter Griffin: Tricia Takanawa? What are you doing here?
- Tricia Takanawa: Peter, I'm standing here on your front porch, hoping to kill that dolphin with this harpoon.
- Miss Emily: [to Brian] I should probably go back in there, see how everyone's doing, I guess .
- Brian Griffin: Ah, they're fine. In fact, I see Stewie reading a book.
- Stewie Griffin: Scratch-and-sniff "Lindsay Lohan Goes Jogging."
- [looks at the book]
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, God! That's terrible!
- [picks up another book]
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, here's a pop-up book: "Tommy Lee Goes Boating."