How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Naked Truth (2011)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Ted Mosby : Sixteen moments of pure destiny in one day. And of those sixteen, ten were single. Of those ten, seven liked what they saw. Of those seven, four were women. Of those four, two gave me their real number. And I have a date with both of them!

• Ted Mosby : I can't decide. They're both awesome.

  Robin Scherbatsky : If only architects had two balls, right, Ted?

  [Ted gives her an annoyed look] 

  Lily Aldrin : [Helpful]  I got this. Ted,

  [extends fists] 

  Lily Aldrin : left or right?

  Ted Mosby : Yes, yes, great idea. Let the fates decide, huh?

  [speaks while alternating fists] 

  Ted Mosby : I will pick left.

  [Lily slaps him] 

  Lily Aldrin : Just call one of 'em!

• Ted Mosby : Robin, get me my legal pad. It's Pros and Cons Time!

• Ted Mosby : I don't want to be choosing between two girls. I want to be a complete head over heels idiot for one!

• Lily Aldrin : Wait a minute. You're going to date two girls at once? Don't you think you should just choose one before it gets serious?

  Ted Mosby : Define serious.

  Lily Aldrin : Well that's complicated. I guess you have to weigh expectations, emotional investments...

  Marshall Eriksen : Third base, serious at third base!