Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
Parent Trap... (2012)
Dreama Walker: June Colburn
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Quotes
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June Colburn : [confused about the young 'secretary' in the apartment] Chloe, what's going on?
Chloe : Oh, June, great news! I thought about what you said about needing to be more responsible, so...
[traipses over to the 'work desk' of the efficient-looking, obviously well-trained, young girl]
Chloe : I got an assistant!
June Colburn : [incredulous] What? How can you afford that?
Chloe : Oh, it's free! I got a foster child!
[to the kid:]
Chloe : Molly, FYI, we have a no flip-flop policy, so I am going to need to see you in a closed-toe shoe. Thank you.
[the girl agrees, and Chloe beams at June]
Chloe : It's amazing!
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June Colburn : I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but...
Chloe : You decided to get a pixie cut?
June Colburn : What? No!
Chloe : Oh, thank God! My heart is still racing.
[grabs June's hand, holds it against her own chest]
Chloe : Feel that? That's fear!
June Colburn : Well, what I was gonna tell you, was... Your plant died.
[shows her the wilted remains]
Chloe : What plant? I hate plants. I don't have no plant.
June Colburn : Sure you do! You got one about a month ago.
Chloe : [flashback, Chloe preening in front of hunky guy selling potted plants at fair] I'm all about the environment. I fancy myself a tree-hugger.
[doomed plant got bought for the sake of getting noticed]
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June Colburn : Hey, you're home!
[rushing towards her to surreptitiously get to the real subject unheard]
June Colburn : This is exactly what I didn't want to happen.
Chloe : What? You not knowing how to apply eyeliner?
June Colburn : [wiping off overdone raccoon effect] No. You abandoning Molly. This is just like your goldfish or your plant. As if I didn't have enough to do, you leave me with your kid.
Chloe : Wow. June, unbelievable. I love how when you're upset, she's my kid. She's your kid too, you know.
June Colburn : [confused] What?
Chloe : Oh, I said we were lesbian co-parents.
[June is dismayed]
Chloe : Come on, June, you moved in the first day we met.
[taunting:]
Chloe : I've bagged me quite the trophy.
[reaching around her and whacking her playfully on the butt, causing indignated shriek]
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Chloe : Well, now that my busy season is over, I don't need the extra help. Plus, she wasn't a great assistant. I mean, every day between nine and three, I could not get a hold of her.
June Colburn : She was at school! You can not fire your own daughter!
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Chloe : What up?
[sighs]
June Colburn : I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but...
Chloe : [dismayed] You decided to get a pixie cut?
[looks utterly distraught]
June Colburn : What? No.
Chloe : Oh, thank God!
[throws her head back in relief]
Chloe : My heart is still racing.
[takes June's hand, places it on her chest]
Chloe : Feel that? That's fear.