- [Dr Doom has imprisoned Wasp and the Invisible Woman, and is working at a machine]
- Janet Van Dyne: Hey! HEY! Dr Doom, right? You wanna apologize to us before you get beaten up, or after?
- Susan Storm: Jan...
- Janet Van Dyne: [sees Lucia] Don't think I forgot about you, robot girl! I mean, seriously, do you really think you're going to walk away from this? You think you're the only wannabe world ruler we've taken down? Here's a tip: putting on a skirt over a second-rate Iron Man armor, not helping! What, you're too good to talk to me? I've had bad guys that...
- Victor Von Doom: Ms. Van Dyne, I am not some common criminal that can be distracted by your prattling. You are nothing to Doom. And your pathetic attempts to play mind games with me amount to exactly less than nothing. So please, stop embarrassing yourself.
- Janet Van Dyne: Uh... okay. So what do you want?
- Victor Von Doom: I have EXACTLY what I want!
- Susan Storm: Hi, Tony. Reed's in his lab. He's expecting you.
- Tony Stark: What? Mr. Fantastic is in his lab, ignoring you? Shocker. Why are you still hanging around with that guy, when you could be with me?
- [Wasp elbows him]
- Tony Stark: Uh, you know, as the Invisible Woman, joining the Avengers...
- Clint Barton: So, Thor stayed in Asgard. No one's seen him in a few weeks, but... yeah, we pretty much saved the world. You're welcome.
- Johnny Storm: Pfft. Whatever. The Fantastic Four saved the world this morning, before breakfast.
- Steve Rogers: The rocky fellow, he's the Thing.
- [to Johnny]
- Steve Rogers: Which one are you again, son?
- Johnny Storm: Are you serious? How could you not know this? I'm Johnny! Johnny Storm, the Human Torch?
- Clint Barton: Ah, give him a break, Johnny. He's like a hundred years old.
- [sets down his cards]
- Clint Barton: I call. Ben?
- Ben Grimm: Booyah! Full house!
- [Hulk dives over the table and tackles Ben to the floor, causing them to fight]
- T'Challa: Four aces.