- Principal Douglass: You're the new Sex Ed teacher.
- Dan Joseph: Why do you have me teaching Sex Ed?
- Principal Douglass: It's a new city requirement and I don't take it seriously, so it seemed like a good match.
- Dan Joseph: So, we don't have a school nurse anymore, but if you just go to the gym teacher, they have different equipment you can use to heal.
- Drew: You figure all that shit out and you gon' report to my mans.
- Dan Joseph: Your mans--is your mans one or two people?
- Drew: And you gon' let him know how she's doing in class.
- Dan Joseph: Him. One person. Okay.
- Drew: I don't even got no bread left no more for my side bitches.
- Miss Venestine: You have money for your main bitches?
- Drew: One of them wanted to go to the club. I had to order bottles to the crib and flick the lights for two hours in between them dumbass commercials on Spotify every other song.