Castle (TV Series)

Heroes and Villains (2011)

Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

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• [Discussing the relationship between Paul Whittaker and Lone Vengeance] 

  Richard Castle : Paul is the writer. Lone Vengeance is the subject. That's their relationship. It's you and me, all over again. But I'm Paul, and you're Lone Vengeance.

  Kate Beckett : Really, Castle? Is that how you see me, like a sword-wielding killer?

  Richard Castle : Depends. Will you be scantily clad?

  Kate Beckett : In your dreams.

• Richard Castle : Mother, prepare to feast on the *finest* omelette in the land...

  [looks up to see her dressed as a nun] 

  Richard Castle : ... before you join the convent.

  Martha Rodgers : No, I am making the costumes for my Shakespeare class. So... what do you think?

  Richard Castle : I seem to recall asking you to make me an E.T. Halloween costume and you told me you didn't know how to sew.

  Martha Rodgers : Details. Besides, you were 32 at the time.

• Richard Castle : [excited]  Our killer is a *superhero*!

• Kate Beckett : [about the victim]  Uh, so he was...

  Lanie Parish : plit right down the middle, from the top of his head all the way down to his...

  Richard Castle : Eh!

  Lanie Parish : Please, the guy was sliced in two. I'd say his *unit* is the least of his problems.

  Richard Castle : Then you do not understand the sacred bond between a man and his unit.

• Tony 'The Butcher' Valtini : Yeah, I had words with Faris. He used to work for me at Tony Valtini Enterprises.

  Kate Beckett : Which division? Drug sales or distribution of stolen property?

  Tony 'The Butcher' Valtini : I am a legitimate businessman. Faris *sucked* at his job, so I canned him. He thought I owed him back pay. He settled it like gentlemen. Hey, you don't believe me, go ask him.

  Richard Castle : We'd have to hold a séance.

  Tony 'The Butcher' Valtini : He's dead?

  Richard Castle : Let's just say Tyler Faris is half the man he used to be... A man divided?... Split personality?... Really, nothing?

  Kate Beckett : He was cleaved. In two. With a sword.

• Richard Castle : Whoa!... You smell that? Wafting scent of printed pages? Comicadia beckons. This place is *the* premiere comic book shop. It's the Vatican to a Catholic, it's Mecca to a pilgrim, it's upstream to a spawning...

  Kate Beckett : I know, Castle. I bought my first comic here when I was fourteen. "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For".

  Richard Castle : *Hardcore*!

• Chad Hockney : I-I heard that Lone Vengeance, uh, frequented Lower Manhattan. I-I roamed the streets, night after night, looking for him. I finally ran into him, uh... near Beekman and Theater Alley. I want to be his disciple. Maybe... his partner. It's-It's my destiny.

  Richard Castle : He doesn't want a partner.

  Chad Hockney : How do you know?

  Richard Castle : Lone Vengeance.

  [Chad is clueless, Castle adds emphasis] 

  Richard Castle : *Lone*.

  Chad Hockney : Oh.

• [Castle and Beckett discover Loan Vengeance's unassuming apartment] 

  Richard Castle : All right... it's a modest lair, built on a budget.

• [last lines] 

  Richard Castle : And you know what? Even if you're not in classes with Ashley, you still will see each other plenty.

  Alexis Castle : I know. Especially if we move in together.