Wilfred (TV Series)

Acceptance (2011)

Elijah Wood: Ryan Newman

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Quotes 

• Wilfred : He's just giving constructive criticism! Don't take it personally.

  Ryan Newman : Well, it doesn't get more personal than I "play bass like busted vagina".

• Ryan Newman : [on the phone]  Kristen, you gotta stop these secret ninja food drops. We need to talk before things get weird.

  [Wilfred shows up from under him and he stumbles into the fridge] 

  Ryan Newman : Weirder.

• Jenna Mueller : This is my friend Ryan.

  Darryl : And this must be Wilfred! Hi, Wilfred! Huh-huh! What is he?

  Ryan Newman : Good question.

• Ryan Newman : Crap! I'm out of gas.

  Kristen Newman : You're kidding.

  Ryan Newman : [laughs]  Yeah! I'm kidding.

  Kristen Newman : Don't tease me! When I get stressed, my ankle hurts.

  Ryan Newman : Is that why they call it a stress fracture?

• Ryan Newman : All week long I've been clicking this and giving you a treat every time you sat down. Now I don't even have to give you a treat and you still sit down.

  Wilfred : I have to hand it to you, Ryan... You humans do possess the superior intellect.