"The Fairly OddParents" Lights Out/Dad Overboard (TV Episode 2011) - Daran Norris as Cosmo, Dad, Sergeant Flinch

Timmy : [Timmy encounters a newly-constructed building on the island they are stranded on] Whoa! What is this?

Dad : Eeh, it's a boat store. Everyone knows you can't get a boat without a boat store.

Timmy : Uh, wouldn't it be easier to just build a boat?

Dad : Sure, Timmy. And it would be easier to count to 7 if 7 came before 5. But, life doesn't work that way.

Timmy : OK, look. I think you've been out in the sun a little too long.
[alarm goes off]

Sergeant Flinch : General McCloud, remember that bomb we lost?

General McCloud : [shouting] Which one, Sergeant Flinch? We're the U.S. military. We lose bombs every day.
Mom : What happened to the light? Is it a power outage or an eclipse?

Chet Ubetcha : [suddenly a voice is heard] This is Chet Ubetcha saying it's not a power outage and your eyes are open.

Dad : Oh, good. Honey, you found a radio.

Mom : No I didn't.

Chet Ubetcha : [his eyes appear on-screen] This just in: It's dark in Dimmsdale and I'm lost! This also just in: A circus train has derailed in the dark. The crash has freed a pack of rare and hungry saber-toothed tigers with night vision! Citizens are advised to stay home and not do anything to attract the savage carnivores.

[walks off and falls down a trapdoor]

Dad : Sorry, Chet. I just installed a new trapdoor in the living room!

Daran Norris: Cosmo, Dad, Sergeant Flinch