- Foxxy Mama: Welcome to Massa's Fried Chicken. How may I take your order?
- Black Dynamite: Now why don't you tell Black Dynamite what that secret formula is?
- Foxxy Mama: You know I can't tell you that, daddy. Mr. Massa will fire me.
- [Black Dynamite raises his eyebrow. The next scene shows Foxxy Mama riding Black Dynamite cowgirl style]
- Foxxy Mama: Oooh! Salt, white pepper, black pepper, parsley, rosemary, thyme, savory sage, garlic powder...
- Black Dynamite: Yeah mama. Just one more. Gimme that 11 herbs and spices, baby. Come on.
- Foxxy Mama: I feel like my whole world is shaking!
- [the room vibrates and the bedroom mirror shatters]
- Black Dynamite: Wait a minute, mama!
- [Pushes Foxxy out of bed]
- Black Dynamite: That ain't me shakin' your world this time!
- [Grabs gun]
- Black Dynamite: Dammit, I was one spice away!
- [Looks out the window]
- Black Dynamite: Who is this interrupting my seduction?
- [Black Dynamite sees a helicopter and jumps out toward it, kicking the pilot out]
- Dennis Flynn: That's what I'm talking about! Black Dynamite, you haven't changed a bit, man!
- Black Dynamite: Dennis Flynn! The only cool cracker I have ever met in the CIA! What are you doing here?
- Dennis Flynn: Is there somewhere quieter we can talk? We're inside a chopper! And I can't stop looking at your dick!
- Black Dynamite: To what do I owe this visit, Dennis Flynn? And why are you here?
- Dennis Flynn: [Turns on slide projector] Fifteen years ago, the school system in this country was totally in the bomb dropper.
- Black Dynamite: You mean the shitter.
- Dennis Flynn: Exactly.
- Black Dynamite: Go on.
- Dennis Flynn: Personnel was scarce and funds were tight. So the CIA started a covert op designed to educate kids with hardly any money or people.
- Black Dynamite: Hmm... the puppet show.
- Dennis Flynn: That's right, Black Dynamite. This is TF Kurtis, a.k.a. That Frog Kurtis. One of the most outstanding educators this country ever produced.
- Black Dynamite: That Frog Kurtis made me the moral citizen I am today. He taught me all them important shit like 'flim is not given a hoot' and 'if anyone can prevent forest fires, it's me'.
- Dennis Flynn: I know that, Black Dynamite.
- [Extinguishes cigar]
- Dennis Flynn: That's why I'm here. Now our Intel suggests that That Frog Kurtis has gone rogue.
- [Shocked look on Black Dynamite's face]
- Dennis Flynn: We don't know what he's planning, but we do know it's big. And it's scheduled to go down tomorrow at 7 a.m. on national TV. We need you to stop him before it's...
- Black Dynamite: What part of the phrase, 'Black Dynamite ain't fuckin' with you honkies from the CIA no more,' is it you honkies from the CIA don't understand?
- Dennis Flynn: This isn't about the honkies, Black Dynamite! It's about the children.
- Black Dynamite: You know what, Dennis Flynn? I never told nobody this, but I used to be a children.