Tim Moore: Kingfish

Quotes 

• Kingfish : [complaining about Sapphire's mother and sister all staying at his apartment]  "I can't understand it, Calhoun! They ain't but three women in the house, and there was AT LEAST thirty pair of stockin's hangin' in the bathroom! They must have legs I don't even know about!"

• Kingfish : [preparing Andy for an introduction to Sapphire's sister to help him make a good impression]  "Remember, Andy. I told you she was intelligent. But she's a little on the plain side!"

  Andy : "Yeah, well, I ain't expecting no Venus de Mildew, you know."