- Arpi Meskimen: If this thing happens, we gotta move fast. You need to be ready to tell the mayor you quit.
- Jayden Kwapis: But the man I turn to when I'm confused is the very man you want me to betray.
- Arpi Meskimen: Well, good luck with that, Iago
- [Othello's betrayer]
- Arpi Meskimen: .
- Jayden Kwapis: I'm the parrot from "Aladdin"? No, he's so mean!
- Titi B.: [during an interview] Politics has been so much fun, but now I really just want to focus on my partnership with Stormp. I love them so much, and I'll be here all day helping them sell... shoes, I guess.
- Neil Bremer: [addressing staff] All right. We gotta get our battle strategy in order. I know we're all a little anxious, but believe me, we are going to stop this recall petition.
- Jayden Kwapis: Even if it means killing everyone between the ages of 18 and 25.
- Neil Bremer: No, don't...
- Olivia: [live streaming] We're doing mail. We got our letter purses and stickers, and now, we're gonna feed them to the robot.
- [inserts letter into dropbox]
- Olivia: Recall Mayor Bremer!
- Tommy Tomás: [runs up to the group of gen z yelling] Who showed you how to do this?
- Tommy Tomás: He's not worried enough about this recall attempt. I mean, yes, Gen Z doesn't do mail.
- Mikaela Shaw: I saw one of our interns use Forever stamps as Band-Aids.
- Tommy Tomás: [to Mikaela] By the way, thank you for this. It's been a really stressful day, and it's nice to be reminded that it could be worse. I could be straight.
- Neil Bremer: Guys, guys, in order to vote for a recall, you have to physically mail in your signature. Her followers don't know what mail is.
- Mikaela Shaw: That's true. My cousins think that mailboxes are Cookie Monster memorials, and I'm like, "When do you think he died?"
- Neil Bremer: So what do we actually have to concern ourselves with today? Ah, Gilbert's birthday. Hey, Gilbert, my friend, how old are we this year, 40?
- Gilbert: 32, but I'm a drinker, so...
- Neil Bremer: Yeah, good for you.
- Tommy Tomás: [addressing a group of elder voters] Hello. Just to save us a lot of questions, I'm Filipino. Now, what did I hear you say about grand kids and mail?
- Neil Bremer: [on a live streaming interview] I also led this city safely through an avocado crisis. I spearheaded bus lanes that have reduced traffic by...
- [checks notes]
- Neil Bremer: an... an amount...
- Neil Bremer: Hi, Titi.
- Titi B.: Ooh, Cory, like, rule number one for weeding out the pedos is adult man without child.
- Neil Bremer: No, no, it's Mayor Bremer.
- Titi B.: Oh, snap! And you want a job.
- Neil Bremer: [chuckles] No, no. I'm just looking to keep the one I have.