S3.E1 ∙ RappingWed, Dec 31, 2008Freestylin' hides real smilin' so my rappy ain't happy or crappy it's just - Stop.Rate
S3.E2 ∙ Locked OutTue, Jan 6, 2009Sometimes when you're angry, you take things out on people who don't deserve it. That doesn't happen here, but it happens.Rate
S3.E3 ∙ TissueThu, Jan 8, 2009The weirdest thing about it, was that it could have happened to literally anybody.Rate
S3.E5 ∙ ScaredThu, Jan 15, 2009Some jokes are only funny when you do them to other people. Like pranks for example.Rate
S3.E7 ∙ GlassesThu, Jan 22, 2009In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king. Unless he's also blind. Then he's the prince.Rate
S3.E10 ∙ Sick DayMon, Feb 2, 2009It's not an invasion of privacy if the person doesn't know he's being invaded.Rate
S3.E11 ∙ Behind the Scenes of the CollegeHumorShowThu, Feb 5, 2009Jake and Amir interview the cast and crew as they are days away from the premiere episode.Rate
S3.E12 ∙ Behind the Scenes of the CollegeHumor Show Pt. 2Sun, Feb 8, 2009The in-depth interviews of the cast and crew of MTV's new office comedy continue.Rate
S3.E14 ∙ Sick Day Part 3 GoodbyeTue, Feb 17, 2009The future is a gift, that's why some people call it the present.Rate
S3.E15 ∙ New GuyThu, Feb 19, 2009Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end - Sisqo.Rate
S3.E16 ∙ Jake's New OfficeMon, Feb 23, 2009Get new jobs, but keep the old. One is silver and the other's gold.Rate
S3.E18 ∙ Jake and Amir Interview the Lonely IslandSun, Mar 1, 2009The rap stars behind "Dick in a Box" and "Jizz in my Pants" open up about their future plans to add another member. Hopefully.Rate
S3.E19 ∙ RealizationsMon, Mar 2, 2009In life, the most difficult things to understand are really big words. Relationships are second.Rate
S3.E22 ∙ Ground RulesThu, Mar 12, 2009Some things never change, everything else stays exactly the same.Rate
S3.E23 ∙ RestrictedMon, Mar 16, 2009Sometimes it's hard to connect over the phone- it can take up to several tries to dial the right numbers.Rate
S3.E24 ∙ March Madness Pt. 2Wed, Mar 18, 2009To my defense I thought we were filling out an NIT Bracket. That's worse. Okay.Rate
S3.E25 ∙ OpinionsMon, Mar 23, 2009Change your mind once, shame on you. Now never change it again.Rate
S3.E32 ∙ Brother Part 2Wed, Apr 15, 2009Blood is thicker than water, unless, you have super watery blood.Rate
S3.E33 ∙ Brother Part 3Mon, Apr 20, 2009Make new brothers, but keep the old. Kumail is silver but I am gold.Rate
S3.E35 ∙ Community ServiceMon, Apr 27, 2009It feels good to help others, ONLY if it makes you feel better about yourself.Rate
S3.E39 ∙ Making the Band. Perform.Mon, May 11, 2009If hiring musicians and putting on a private concert isn't enough, then what is?Rate
S3.E47 ∙ Text MessagesMon, Jun 8, 2009If you can't type it on a cellphone, it's not worth saying.Rate
S3.E50 ∙ Last Night (The Prequel)Wed, Jun 17, 2009Fact: The crazier it was, the less you remember.Rate