South Beach Tow (2011– ) User Reviews

Pseudo-reality" at it's Worst!

[Iosepa · 1/10 · 8 May 2013]

The 'Writers' really should be credited! At least give them that much!

Anyone who can get one eye open and half a brain can plainly see that this show is written and planned out beforehand! Look closely at the 'bystanders' who have speaking lines, you'll see the wireless microphone body-pack hidden under their clothes! They have staged fights that should involve the police if they were real. Instead, they fight out the problem and make it look like the Wild West.

This show, like all other pseudo-reality shows are an insult to thinking people everywhere! Do yourself a favor, find an infomercial to watch!

Very fake

[reneekoegel · 2/10 · 1 June 2023]

I watched this when it came out, for a bit and found it amusing, went back to it the other day,cause I was bored and I theres nothing to watch that's remotely good anymore & I dont know why I didn't see before, how scripted and fake it is. The one "bad guy" who they try to take his boat has an obvious fake gun and just ridiculous situations that are trashy & would be dangerous and illegal if these things actually happened, its like watching a very ghettoy school play, with very bad actors, the family is all sloppy, obese and trash, not one likeable character, Bernese is amusing, but its all to obviously scripted and trashy!

More Boring reality television Garbage

[jn-02940 · 1/10 · 19 March 2022]

This show is God damm anoying. The people on this show are idiots and are acting like small children These people won't grow up lizard lick towing is better than this boring show.

Hilarious trashy television

[POIguy · 10/10 · 28 March 2020]

Back when this show was on I loved watching it every week! Treemont towing employees getting into the most ridiculous situations always cheered me up. Even though this show is staged, things in the episodes happen in real life (maybe not as dramatic), so it really makes you think about the kinda of things tow truck drivers and repomen have to deal with on a daily basis.

This show is absolute garbage and I love it

[keeb-53467 · 6/10 · 11 October 2020]

This is the most extreme case of 'so bad it's good' I've ever seen. Bernice like grows into the role of the show's main character after starting as an antagonist and switching sides and she is easily its saving grace. She is a better Terminator than anything from the new Terminator movies, she goes through so much bs and yet somehow always comes out alive. In one episode she gets launched out of a parking lot from its second floor by a car and gets up a minute later without a bruise. It has put me into a laughing fit on about four different occasions and it wasn't even on purpose.

Most of the rest of the show is understandably mediocre but Bernice is the best example of female justice I've seen in a long time, I genuinely think she's brilliant.

Best "comedy" show I've seen this year, the company who made this needs to throw all their dumb ideas at the wall and see what sticks instead of putting out constant mediocrity like most because Bernice just opposes everything modern woke culture has deemed as funny by actually being original and clever for a change, and I need more people like Bernice in my life to put me in stiches. 6/10

Best show ever !!!

[jeremythebestknownauthor · 10/10 · 24 January 2021]

I love this show if you bring it back please bring it back like it was in it's early days with the cussing and everything!! We don't want no pc stuff we want it raw ..

Hilarious

[jenjina · 8/10 · 16 September 2012]

Obviously this show is reality TV meaning it's not real! So don't expect everyday happenings to be entertaining. If that's what you came for then just move along and change the channel. However if you've got a weakness for reality TV like i do then Miami Beach Tow is the show for you.

First off, this show is HILARIOUS. Someone reviewed about Bernice being the worst character, when she's the most badass one on there and she's not afraid to stand up for herself. The family drama gets a bit interesting but i can relate so i love watching that. The situations do seem a bit staged but hey, when you want a really good laugh after a hard day of working all day long then def check this show out!

Hilarious satire.

[ultroxinfinity · 8/10 · 3 October 2014]

The other reviewers on this site and on most other sites get this show all wrong and quite frankly are idiots. Of course this show is fake, that is incredibly obvious. Its fake because its supposed to be. It is one of the most brilliantly funny and well executed satirical television shows I've seen since Reno 911. And of course the humor that is there isn't going to be very high brow, no parody is. But if you watch it for what it is the show is great, and can give you a lot of laughs. Now you are suppose to have 10 lines of text in an IMDb review and i think I've summed up my view in under that, so this sentence is just filler to get past that 10 line rule.

Hilarious

[ultrahornetchaser · 9/10 · 10 March 2015]

This is one of my favorite shows. Ever. It only gets 9 points because of how scripted it seems, but good LORD, it is funny.

This show is about a towing company and all of the craziness that they go through. My favorite tow operator is by far Bernice, she adds a lot to the show.

Bernice: Extinguish yo cigarette or I'ma extinguish it fo ya Some random lady: *proceeds to exhale smoke into Bernice's face* Bernice: *takes off sunglasses and walks away* Dave: Bernice, keep your cool! Bernice: *sprays lady with a fire extinguisher*

It's a lot funnier when you watch it on TV.

Seriously though, go watch this show. It's funny!

Best show 2014 10/10

[kevinbarbella · 10/10 · 2 January 2015]

Obviously it's scripted but it's so funny I don't even care. Just watching Bernice say ma-n is more then pure bliss. Breaking Bad can pick up some pointers from this one also I need more lines of text ma-n. So now what I am doing is just gonna keep typing so I have text. This is probably not gonna go through if it doesn't then I will just not even bother Ma-n I wish i was Bernice or J money they the coolest people I know. OK now I only need three more lines or yeah no just three i wonder if they review my review before my review can review. Hot day um that was good stuff font know how I'm gonna make it up with this one that stuff is nerd right UN now yep yup nope yes no maybe so just right left up yes.

Hilarious

[Jen_586 · 10/10 · 20 October 2015]

People leaving reviews saying that people who watch this show or give it a good review are dumb is so rude and uncalled for. I don't understand why people have to name call in their reviews, that to me just suggests that if you can't write a review expressing your opinion in a adult manner then that is what is stupid, not the ones who watch the show but the ones who actually go out of their way to write a 10+ line review trying to sound like they are so mature and sophisticated but really sound very uneducated. If it was actual real life people wouldn't watch it because it would be boring watching a tow truck pick up cars and never having any altercations or drama. Its obviously doing well though because it has multiple seasons and still on air. Im in Australia and can't get enough of it and I don't really care what anyone says. I like a good drama filled reality show that can make you laugh at the end of a hard day.

TRUTv Has A Hit

[blake061850 · 9/10 · 2 January 2015]

Yes, its fake. Yes, its staged. But at the end of the day, who cares? Almost all reality shows are staged, yet very few are entertaining. I can easily say this show is part of that minority. The show centers around a very colorful cast of characters whose job is to repo vehicles. Even though these people try to get in and out as fast as possible, the owner of the repossessed car/truck seems to appear and stuff goes down. I have to give props to TRUTv. I enjoy watching this show, thats the simple fact. I also would like to commend "Bernice" who is easily a show stealer. All in all, this show is entertaining, has a very nice cast, has various subplots, and even takes you into the lives of those who work as the company. I normally don't write reviews, but I feel this needed to be done.