Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Pinocchio: A True Story (2022)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Filmmaker
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Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : With that said, Shore's beautifully tone-deaf obnoxiousness is the stuff of legend. Every line sounds like he's drunkenly trying to climb into the sound booth.
Pinocchio : Come on, Tybalt! Let's see what it was.
Nostalgia Critic : It's like one day he said, "Let me do an impression of stoned Snagglepuss," and it lasted him the rest of his life.
Pinocchio : I've got the whole world to see. Father, tell me, when can I leave to be on my own?
Nostalgia Critic : It's the Leaning Tower of Please Stop!