- Ernie Jacobs: [after Adam's flea bomb nearly kills him; Jacobs comes to the store to rant] I'll have *all* of you for this! I'm charging you with conspiracy to damage property! Arson, Possesion of illegal... Explosives and attempted assault with a deadly weapon!
- Marilyn Chambers: What are you talking about?
- Ernie Jacobs: I'm talking about that *bomb* you left in my house! And don't try to deny it;
- [displays bandaged wrist]
- Ernie Jacobs: I've got the scars to prove it!
- Matt Wilson: He must mean the flea bomb.
- Ernie Jacobs: [Puts a coin on the counter] Here, Give me some change for the phone.
- Marilyn Chambers: [worriedly gets the change] You're not gonna call the police, are you?
- Ernie Jacobs: Damn right, I am! And Don't try to stop me; 'cause if you do I'll have you charged with attempting to pervert the course of Justice!
- Marilyn Chambers: [Indignant] How *dare* you call us perverts!
- Matt Wilson: Stay out of it, Marilyn.
- Marilyn Chambers: Well, I'm not having him ruin my reputation!
- Ernie Jacobs: You'll have more than your reputation to worry about when it gets out you tried to burn down my house!
- Matt Wilson: You've got it all wrong, Mr. Jacobs. We were just using one of these
- [shows flea repllant can to Jacobs]
- Matt Wilson: to get rid of the fleas.
- Ernie Jacobs: *What* fleas?
- Marilyn Chambers: Ah, well... The fleas that Adam brought home in the sea grass mat.
- Ernie Jacobs: And that's another thing. If you think you can destroy good lino and replace it with garbage; you've got another thing coming!
- Marilyn Chambers: We couldn't afford anything else!
- Ernie Jacobs: Well, get a loan!
- Matt Wilson: Come on...
- Ernie Jacobs: [cuts Matt off] You also owe me for replacing that broken window!
- Matt Wilson: What broken window?
- Ernie Jacobs: And if the workmanship isn't carried out to my sastisfaction, I'll be serving you with an eviction notice?
- Matt Wilson: What for?
- Ernie Jacobs: *Vandalism!* Mob of delinquents; should be locked up, the lot of ya!