- Documentary Narrator: So everything your body does is natural. Except masturbation! That's just wrong!
- Turanga Leela: Aw, it's cute. Wait, no it's not! It looks like Bender!
- Bender: Hey, whoa! There is no way that baby is mine.
- Ben Rodriguez: Wipe my tiny metal ass.
- Bender: Aw, crap!
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I hate to crush a young robot's dream, but what the heck. This robot only has one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card. This robot will never bend.
- Bender: You can't tell me what my son can and cannot do! You may know what's in his head, but not what's in his heart.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: [Looks in Ben's chest cavity] No expansion slot in there either.
- Bender: I said shut up!
- Bev: Hey, folks. What can I get ya?
- Philip J. Fry: Hey, it can talk. Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco.
- Ben Rodriguez: [as Bender tries to bend a girder] Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!
- Bender: It called me what?
- [Bends girder into a knot]
- Ben Rodriguez: Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel.