Bad Movie Beatdown (TV Series)

Sunday School Musical (2011)

Todd Nathanson: Todd in the Shadows

Quotes 

• Bennett the Sage : So you want the two of us to sit down and watch the Britney Spears movie?

  Todd in the Shadows : Well, yeah.

  Bennett the Sage : You are a guy under there, right?

• Film Brain : So, Todd, are you ready?

  Todd in the Shadows : I took on the Hannah Montana movie. I was born ready.

• Todd in the Shadows : We're reviewers, so sanity is not part of the job description.

• Todd in the Shadows : Film Brain, it's not too late, we can still review Crossroads.

  Film Brain : No!

• Todd in the Shadows : Time for a song. Time for a sing. Sing a song, dammit!

• Todd in the Shadows : Oh just have sex already. Get it over with.

• Phelous : So when Justin and Kelly stop singing and dancing, a murderer comes and kills them, right?

  Todd in the Shadows : No, I think they start to fall in love.

  Phelous : Well, then a monster comes and kills them, right?

  Todd in the Shadows : No, I don't think that happens.

  Phelous : So what does kill them?

• Obscurus Lupa : "Madonna stars in this steamy erotic thriller of S&M, murder, and explicit sex." You want me to go to your room and watch a dirty movie with you?

  Todd in the Shadows : I... I mean...

  Obscurus Lupa : Todd, you could not be possibly any creepier than you are right now.

  Todd in the Shadows : You smell nice.

  [Lupa punches him and runs away] 

• Film Brain : [voiceover]  Is Zach actually lip-syncing to the song or not? He's sorta half doing it as if the filmmakers didn't know themselves.

  Film Brain : [with voice dubbed over not matching his lips]  He looks like a ventriloquist.

  Todd in the Shadows : [Same dubbing]  I know. What's up with that?