- Jake Harper: She was totally hitting on you.
- Walden Schmidt: Really?
- Jake Harper: Yeah, you should ask her out.
- Walden Schmidt: Okay.
- [screaming]
- Walden Schmidt: Hey, Zoe, do you wanna go on a date with me?
- Zoe: [off screen] Sure!
- Walden Schmidt: See? There's something else I wouldn't know to put on the list!
- Alan Harper: You gave him a hundred dollars?
- Walden Schmidt: Oh, hey, Alan. Yeah, he washed my car.
- Alan Harper: Wha... what... A hundred bucks to wash a car?
- Walden Schmidt: Not enough?
- Alan Harper: For a hundred dollars, I'd lick your car clean!
- Walden Schmidt: Hey, I'm going on a date with that girl I met at the supermarket. Do I look okay?
- Alan Harper: No, I look okay. You look like the guy women fantasize about when I'm on top of them!