- Oliver Putnam: [pushing the birdcage containing the parrot Mrs. Gambolini into Charles's apartment] Well, this delightful creature kept me up all night telling me to go fuck myself, which is why I look like Nick Nolte after Mardi Gras.
- Oliver Putnam: I feel like the worst father in the world.
- Teddy Dimas: Are you kidding? On your worst day you didn't drag your son into a criminal enterprise or cover up his involvement in someone's death.
- Oliver Putnam: True. But I did recently encourage him to get involved in the theater, so...
- Teddy Dimas: Well, that's bad.