Cynical SALLY (LARA JEAN CHOROSTECKI) lives a life free of excitement and romance and thats just the way she likes it! Although shed like to be a novelist, she makes ends meet ghostwriting a local advice column under the pseudonym Mr. Know-It-All. But, after a celebrity endorsement (COLIN MOCHRIE and TOM WILSON) turns her column into an overnight success, the newspaper requests a photo of the author from Sallys best friend and agent, PATTI (KRISTINA PESIC). Sally decides to submit a sketch of ALBERT (JEFFERSON BROWN), a handsome stranger she spots in a movie theatre who just so happens to be a contract killer. Once the picture is published, Albert cannot walk down the street without being recognized, and so, for the sake of his livelihood, he decides he must kill Mr. Know-It-All.
While Albert is determined to meet Mr. Know-It-All, Sally wants to conduct a hidden camera interview with Albert to satisfy the presss need to know more about the popular columnist. But, as Albert and Sally begin to spend more and more time together, ulterior motives quickly turn into mutual attraction and Sally decides to confess that she is Mr. Know-It-All. At this point, Albert doesnt know whether to kiss her or kill her and his seeming indifference causes her to push him away. Soon, the girlfriend of Alberts MOB BOSS (AL SAPIENZA) decides to pack up and leave after reading an inspiring newspaper column and Albert finds himself contracted to kill the author Mr. Know-It-All!
Albert is torn between love and responsibility. Will Albert do the hit? Or will they find happiness in the end? Can they outwit the mob? Will the one-legged man find revenge?
