Without the sex and nudity, there literally is no film.
The most gratuitous scenes are the solo after-shower scenes, which don't even attempt to advance the plot.
Nearly as gratuitous is the scene where one woman walks into another woman's hotel room while she's asleep, nude, atop the covers. Since the sleeper is shown later wearing pajamas before bed, it's quite a stretch to call this anything but gratuitous. This is entirely avoidable: the filmmakers could have supported this scene with some plot to sell the reason for the nudity, or they could have done the character interaction while dressed later the next morning, or they could've done without this scene entirely. It's insupportable as anything but gratuitous titillation as-is.
The plot (such as it is) centers on a series of glamor nude photography sessions. These serve to stitch the sex scenes together into some sort of character development arc, just as in the title: "Educating Elainina."
That's it; there is nothing more to this film.
(Okay, there are a few exterior establishing shots where someone isn't preparing to be nude, actually being nude, or outright having sex. This probably amounts to about 30 total seconds of screen time.)
There is little dialogue, for which we may be thankful, because it's puerile and badly delivered. If you skip all the dialogue, you might not know why these people keep undressing and then having sex with each other, but satisfying that curiosity is probably not why you're watching this movie.
This movie would be forgettable if it wasn't for the beautiful outdoor photography, particularly that involving Crissy Moran, one of the most objectively beautiful nude models working at the time this film was shot: she was Twisty's Treat of the Month for April 2006.
And that brings us to the purpose for this movie: see Crissy Moran pretend to have a whole lot of sex, which is why it earns 6/10 stars, despite the movie's many weaknesses.
The most gratuitous scenes are the solo after-shower scenes, which don't even attempt to advance the plot.
Nearly as gratuitous is the scene where one woman walks into another woman's hotel room while she's asleep, nude, atop the covers. Since the sleeper is shown later wearing pajamas before bed, it's quite a stretch to call this anything but gratuitous. This is entirely avoidable: the filmmakers could have supported this scene with some plot to sell the reason for the nudity, or they could have done the character interaction while dressed later the next morning, or they could've done without this scene entirely. It's insupportable as anything but gratuitous titillation as-is.
The plot (such as it is) centers on a series of glamor nude photography sessions. These serve to stitch the sex scenes together into some sort of character development arc, just as in the title: "Educating Elainina."
That's it; there is nothing more to this film.
(Okay, there are a few exterior establishing shots where someone isn't preparing to be nude, actually being nude, or outright having sex. This probably amounts to about 30 total seconds of screen time.)
There is little dialogue, for which we may be thankful, because it's puerile and badly delivered. If you skip all the dialogue, you might not know why these people keep undressing and then having sex with each other, but satisfying that curiosity is probably not why you're watching this movie.
This movie would be forgettable if it wasn't for the beautiful outdoor photography, particularly that involving Crissy Moran, one of the most objectively beautiful nude models working at the time this film was shot: she was Twisty's Treat of the Month for April 2006.
And that brings us to the purpose for this movie: see Crissy Moran pretend to have a whole lot of sex, which is why it earns 6/10 stars, despite the movie's many weaknesses.