- Jetfire: Unidentified flying object? Is it an Autobot or a Decepticon? Can you tell who it is?
- Scattorshot: Just a second... good guy, bad guy, good guy, bad guy... bad guy! It's Thundercracker!
- Thundercracker: You're a stone-cold fool, Jetfire!
- Jetfire: Coming from you, that's a compliment.
- Thundercracker: Tell you what: Here's another little something coming from me!
- [Launches missiles]
- Optimus Prime: You're nothing better than a common thief.
- Megatron: Soon enough I'll be ruler of the Universe! I care not what vermin like you think of me!
- Lori: I don't know what you were thinking, Bud. The Autobots need our help, not lame ideas.
- Coby: Look who's talking about lame ideas. A traffic light in the middle of the desert, c'mon.
- Lori: Oh yeah? Well, that's way better than a square dance for cars in a parking lot.
- Coby: Ha! Shows what you know! They were breakdancing!