- Wild Wild West: [Voice from bear costume] Good job, fellas. You really showed me somethin'!
- [Takes bear head off revealing Sam Elliott]
- Peter: Old man West? The owner of the ranch?
- Quagmire: Peter, this isn't Scooby-Doo.
- Joe: You ever noticed how most Scooby-Doo villains are small businessmen? Who doesn't like small businessmen? Odd choice by the creators.