S1.E1 ∙ Premature Button PushSat, Apr 9, 2011Attempting to enter an elevator prior to the departure of the full elevator you've just denied.Rate
S1.E2 ∙ Fake BusyThu, Apr 14, 2011The status you portray when you'd rather spoon your eyes out than attend your neighbor's A Cappella concert.Rate
S1.E3 ∙ Wet Crotch ClarificationThu, Apr 21, 2011A desperate explanation detailing the cause of the innocent wet spot on your khaki's.Rate
S1.E4 ∙ Cool Video DesertionSun, Jun 12, 2011The gradual evaporation of a gathered audience when you can't locate the YouTube video you've touted all night.Rate
S1.E5 ∙ Moot Point GoodbyeMon, Jun 13, 2011A series of overkill phone call attempts to wrap up an already completed conversation.Rate
S1.E6 ∙ Stranger Bathroom ChatterTue, Sep 27, 2011The stilted conversation between two parties in adjacent stalls of a public restroom.Rate
S1.E7 ∙ Badly Timed Sexual ClichéTue, Oct 4, 2011A poorly timed sexual catch-phrase that kills the mood of escalating romance.Rate
S1.E8 ∙ Unintended Co-Worker BashingTue, Oct 11, 2011The act of unintentionally bad-mouthing a colleague's beliefs to their face.Rate
S1.E9 ∙ Wii DilemmaTue, Dec 6, 2011The no-win moment when you create a Nintendo Wii character that depicts the person next to you with unflattering perfection.Rate
S1.E10 ∙ Sudden Weeping EncounterTue, Dec 13, 2011The point of no-escape after running into someone you "kind-of" know while they are hysterically crying.Rate
S1.E11 ∙ Unnecessary LieTue, Dec 20, 2011The completely fictional knowledge of a film you pretend to have when a group of friends reference a movie they've all seen but you haven't.Rate
S1.E12 ∙ Voice-Mail Joy RegretTue, Dec 27, 2011The excitement you feel when a highly anticipated caller leaves you a voice-mail, only for you to discover they accidentally called you from their pants.Rate