- Ryan Newman: May I speak with you? Privately.
- Wilfred: Anything you wanna say to me, you can say in front of Bear.
- Ryan Newman: Okay. So, last night at Beth's...
- Wilfred: Whoa! Let's take it upstairs. Not cool, dude!
- Ryan Newman: You said I could say anything. I assumed it was an open relationship.
- Wilfred: It is! But Bear doesn't know that!
- Kristen Newman: Ugh! It must be 90 degrees in here. Turn on your air conditioning.
- Ryan Newman: Wish I could. It's broken.
- [Kristen turns it on]
- Ryan Newman: Oh, I guess it's fixed now!
- Wilfred: I don't know, Ryan. Sometimes I get the feeling that maybe Bear isn't the one.
- Ryan Newman: Maybe you need to spice things up. Take Bear to a nice restaurant.
- Wilfred: Did you forget what we did last night?
- Ryan Newman: It's Monopoly. It's not real money. How many times do I have to tell you that?
- Wilfred: One more times.
- Ryan Newman: It's not real money.
- Wilfred: Shit!
- [throws the money out of the car]