Chris Bores: The Irate Gamer

Quotes 

• The Irate Gamer : How come games these days are so fucking confusing to play? Whatever happened to picking up a controller and just playing a game?

• The Irate Gamer : Each event becomes more confusing and fustrating to play than the last. The swimming sucks, the fencing sucks, jumping sucks, everything fucking sucks.

• The Irate Gamer : And if Bowser loses, they don't even let you go into the audience and kill a few spectators. Damn, that would've been cool.

• The Irate Gamer : What makes it so bad is the whole entire game consists of this: picking your character, being announced to the audience, performing your event three times, and seeing how you ranked. So what's so fun about this? It's actually pretty fucking boring.

• The Irate Gamer : I just feel bad for anybody who bought this game, because it really falls short of being fun and crazy, like a real Mario vs. Sonic game should've been. So if you were hoping for a game where you could actually pit Mario and Sonic together in a real fight, you're just gonna have to wait until Super Smash Bros Brawl comes out.