. . . "Bullwinkle's Corner" poem sealed the doom of America's top poet--and subject of a previous Corner--Edgar Allan Poe. After heaping profuse praise upon Hank Longfellow, Poe noticed that Hank had plagiarized his "Song of Hiawatha" from the Finnish. Coupled with the fact that Poe was in a constant state of food insecurity and that his own cousin\wife died at the hands of paupers' doctors, while Longfellow was making his mark as the wealthiest poet in world history, gaining him access to the planet's top physicians allowing Mrs. Longfellow to become the first woman ever to give birth with the help of modern pain-killers, Poe waged the infamous Longfellow War, culminating with "The Raven," whose namesake NFL Football team just advanced to the Final Four. Inspired by his "Imp of the Perverse," Poe mocked Longfellow's mysterious flag bearer running around yelling "Excelsior!" nine times by inventing a Raven sitting around muttering "Nevermore" to conclude 11 stanzas. This motivated some of Harvard Professor Longfellow's henchmen to poison the 40-year-old Poe, leaving him to die in a Baltimore gutter, a few years later. But Excelsior doodler Hank could not escape Poe's Curse of the Bells. His second wife was burned to death by a candle 12 years after Poe's flame was extinguished, causing Hank to take a sabbatical from Harvard, to have treatment for a mental breakdown in Germany. After 21 years of Earthly torment, excruciating peritonitis finally sent Hank to the sulfur pits, though plagiarism persists as high as the Presidential level at Harvard even into 2024.