Michael Burakow: Kurt Huxley

Quotes 

• Kurt Huxley : All I'm sayin is that if we did more stuff, more stuff would get done.

• Kurt Huxley : And let's be honest, being a poetry major probably opens up just about as many doors in the corporate world as it does open your butthole in federal prison... for drugs.

• Kurt Huxley : You wrote the pilot to this sitcom? Et tu, Brute, et tu...

• Kurt Huxley : Ah, unfortunately I've got one of those court ordered doohickies down there that calls in the swat team if I go outside the magic fence. I guess I could hack off my right foot with a butter knife, but that'd be pointless. My right foot loves weed.

• Kurt Huxley : Kronson the bronson and bronson some cronson bronson, means, crack a beer and burn some chronic bro. See, it's totally undetectable to the un-high mind.

• Kurt Huxley : Why don't you take off your... face.