Zombie Apocalypse (2011 TV Movie)

Johnny Pacar: Julien

Quotes 

• Julien : Oh wow, look, it's a dog. I haven't seen a dog in months.

• Billy : Why don't we take bikes? It's easier than walking, right?

  Mack : No, it'll just make you a target for the runners.

  Julien : Yeah, makes it difficult to grab your weapons, can't really hear them coming, been there before, not doing that again.

• Billy : What about using flamethrowers?

  Mack : Okay, so you're fighting a zombie and you hit it with a flamethrower. Now what?

  Billy : Now it's dead.

  Julien : Now you're being attacked by a *flaming* zombie. Burners as we call the trade.

  Billy : Well, yeah, but eventually...

  Henry : Severe head trauma removes the need for 'eventually'.

• Ramona : So Cassie, weren't you saying you had a husband?

  Cassie : [pause]  Yeah, Stew, Stewie. Officially acting Surgeon General Stewart Anderson, at least as of two weeks into the crisis. They were running low on doctors and he volunteered, he went with the interim government and I stayed to get my brother Jake. We were gonna get the next wave of flights out to Catalina.

  Ramona : Well what happened?

  Henry : Uh, let's talk about this another time.

  Cassie : There were *no* other flights, uh, so I found Jake and headed west. Met up with Julien a day later.

  Julien : I was stuck behind a soda machine at an S-Mart, imagine that.

  Henry : [laughs]  Yeah, I *can* imagine that.

  Cassie : And Mack saved all our asses outside of Pittsburgh.

  Mack : I don't know how much saving I did.

  Julien : Oh, I do.

  Cassie : Got the big guy in Ohio.

  Julien : Surrounded by and I kid you not, over 100 crushed zombies and he's looking for more.

  Henry : They killed my horse, I was pissed off. Now you can mess with me, but not my horse.

• Billy : [raiding a sporting good store]  Should we look for food?

  Julien : Why? We got all the food in the world. Literally.

  Mack : Yeah, we need some sturdy boots for you, something to cover your arms and legs.

  Julien : Yeah, look for something made out of hard plastic.

  Mack : Yeah, none of that soft stuff, zombies can chew right through that.

  Julien : Yeah, make sure it's kind of light. The heavier it is, the more you sweat.

• Billy : More record keeping?

  Julien : [writing in his journal]  Yep.

  Billy : Who do you think is going to read that?

  Julien : Well, on a good day, I think it'll be my kids, which I currently have none by the way.

  Ramona : And on a bad day?

  Julien : I figure it'd be the guy who finds my body.

  Ramona : It's awful.

  Julien : At least there'd be somebody left to *find* my body, right?

• Julien : They were waiting for us inside.

  Mack : There's no way, no way they were waiting.

  Julien : Yes, I'm telling you, alright? They were hiding, it was an ambush, we're lucky *any* of us got out!

  Cassie : Zombies don't hide, Julien.

  Ramona : Who cares if they were hiding?

  Mack : She's right, we just need to get out of here.

• Julien : I just had a question.

  Brockton : Okay.

  Julien : We've been following your arrows for weeks now.

  Brockton : And?

  Julien : Why bows?

  Brockton : Bows are a great weapon, they're silent, everybody that raids the sporting good stores goes for the bullets, nobody even touches the arrows.

  Julien : Because most people don't know how to shoot bows.

  Sara : We're part of the Quincy Archery Team, that's Coach Sinclair.

  Julien : Oh, alright.

• Julien : You wanna know why I'm going to Catalina? 1. No zombies. 2. No zombies. And 3. I want to take a shower, I want a toilet that flushes, I want water, hot water that comes out of a tap that you don't have to put on a pot and boil over a fire. And I want the hot water to take a bath after I take a shower, preferably with a girl.

  Mack : I don't want too much, just a small house, a garden, Judith and I used to grow tomatoes, I'd like to do that again.

  Henry : [playing with Cassie's hair]  Me... I miss my horse.

  Mack : Damn man, that must be one big horse.

  Ramona : Me, I just want to be anywhere but here. I don't want to die like Billy and Kevin.

• Julien : Alright, let's take a breath. Henry, how does a man of your stature *not* get winded?

  Henry : I don't talk as much as you do.

• Cassie : Dammit!

  Mack : What?

  Cassie : I lost my brush.

  Mack : We'll get you another brush.

  Cassie : No, Mack, I don't want another brush, I want *my* things!

  Mack : When we get to Catalina...

  Cassie : What if we don't? What if they're all dead? What if there is no one there? This is crazy man, we are *all* going to die getting to Catalina.

  Julien : I don't plan on dying.

  Cassie : And no one ever does, Julien.

  Mack : You're just tired.

  Cassie : Yeah you're right, I'm tired of all this.

  Henry : What's the matter?

  Cassie : I'm just tired, Henry.

  Henry : It's gonna be okay.