- Linkara: Dear God, I just wanna slam my face into this book repeatedly in the hopes that some of my own brain will merge with it and make it less dumb.
- [in the comic, the Justice League is torturing Prometheus]
- Green Arrow: I gotta say, Hal... Is this right? I mean, isn't this torture?
- Linkara: No, it's a brain enema... YES, IT'S TORTURE, YOU IDIOT!
- Green Lantern: Prometheus is a villain, Ollie. He's a murderer.
- Linkara: He's a human being subject to due process of law. Go to hell! Oh, wait, you've already been there, what with the whole "murdering people and trying to take over the universe" thing! Go screw yourself, Hal!