Atop the Fourth Wall (TV Series)

Amazing Fantasy #15 (2010)

Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara

Quotes 

• Girl : Peter Parker? He's Midtown High's only professional wallflower!

  Linkara : And of course, Peter is sulking at the corner.

  [as Peter] 

  Linkara : Well, better go plan my murderous revenge and then wait for "Battlestar Galactica" to be invented.

• Peter Parker : Some day I'll show them! Some day they'll be sorry! Sorry that they laughed at me!

  Linkara : [singsong voice]  I see a killing spree in his future!

• Narrator : Like costume heroes? Confidentially, we in the comic mag business refer to them as "long underwear characters"!

  Linkara : Well, it's not confidential now. And for some characters, the underwear analogy just doesn't work. Do you know anybody who goes to bed wearing this?

  [looks at Spider-Man's attire] 

  Linkara : I mean, besides Stan Lee?

  Narrator : And, as you know, they're a dime a dozen! But, we think you may find our Spiderman...

  [sic] 

  Narrator : ... just a bit... different!

  Linkara : [as narrator]  His life is a never-ending spiral of shame and death!

  Narrator : As you may have gathered, Peter Parker was far from being the biggest man on campus!

  Linkara : [as narrator]  That would change after his clinical depression pushed him to Twinkies and Hostess Fruit Pies.