The Augustine Interfaith Order of Hellbound Saints, a team of blasphemous ministers who live in a constant state of debauchery, work to drag the worst of demons back to Hell.
A camp counselor suffering from blackouts finds himself surrounded by murder victims. He turns to his horror movie enthusiast friend for advice, and to contend with the idea he may be the killer.
Director:
Brett Simmons
Stars:
Fran Kranz,
Alyson Hannigan,
Brittany S. Hall
Orlando, a lifeguard in the summer and gangster in the winter, abandons his life of crime and returns to his hometown of Priddy, Texas. After getting in over his head with his Olympic ... See full summary »
On the night of the big High-School Prom, the dead rise to eat the living, and the only people who can stop them are the losers who couldn't get dates to the dance.
Director:
Gregg Bishop
Stars:
Jared Kusnitz,
Greyson Chadwick,
Chandler Darby
When her nine-year-old daughter vanishes in broad daylight, Meredith Clover obsesses over finding her, fearing the worst. But Meredith discovers that her secretive, and possibly visionary daughter is much more than simply gone.
A documentary exploring genre based monster art takes an odd turn when the filmmakers are contacted by a man who claims he can prove that monsters are indeed real.
The Augustine Interfaith Order of Hellbound Saints, a team of blasphemous ministers who live in a constant state of debauchery, work to drag the worst of demons back to Hell.
The core idea here is genius, the execution is not. This is something that should have been sat on, deliberated on, and perfected with no rush and delivered to those who could execute it with justice. Instead we have a rush job - poor acting, poor direction, poor script. In the hands of master writers, actors, directors? This could have been a masterpiece. It is not. Worth seeing once if you're really, really drunk. If not, skip to next.
I really can't give it more than a 3.
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The core idea here is genius, the execution is not. This is something that should have been sat on, deliberated on, and perfected with no rush and delivered to those who could execute it with justice. Instead we have a rush job - poor acting, poor direction, poor script. In the hands of master writers, actors, directors? This could have been a masterpiece. It is not. Worth seeing once if you're really, really drunk. If not, skip to next.
I really can't give it more than a 3.