Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump (2011)
Larry King: Self - Roaster
Quotes
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Larry King : Snoop told me before the break that once he took a DNA test and found out he is only 71% black. Is that true? Unless my math is wrong, if you're 71% black, you're 29% not guilty.
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Larry King : Donald Trump is not only one of my oldest and dearest friends, he is an American success story. When he graduated college, he put his shoulder to the wheel, nose to the grindstone... borrowed $6 million from his father, and started a career. Donald Trump, without a doubt, you're a New York landmark. Which means it will only be a matter of time before you bulldoze yourself and put up some gaudy, tacky monstrosity, and put your name on it.
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Larry King : Marlee, always a pleasure. What on earth are you doing here? You won the Academy Award for Children Of A Lesser God, and then nothing for years. I don't understand it. You were *so* convincing playing a deaf woman.
