Craig Thomson: Martin Dibble

Quotes 

• Alf Stewart : [Martin knocks at the store and Alf points to the sign which is reverse]  Can't you read?

  Martin Dibble : Hey, mate. Just passin' through, sort of see if you've got a telly in your shop, That's all.

  Alf Stewart : No we haven't, So if you don't mind...

  [widens door for him to leave] 

  Martin Dibble : Oh, Pity.

  [Sees Tom] 

  Martin Dibble : G'day, mate. Shouldn't you be having your family meeting?

  Tom Fletcher : What the hell do you know about that?

  Martin Dibble : Uh, I always keep me ears to the ground.

  Tom Fletcher : Strewth;

  [sarcastically] 

  Tom Fletcher : Doesn't take long for the good news to start spreading, does it?

  Alf Stewart : Look, Martin. Tom and I are just having a quiet beer so if you don't mind...

  Martin Dibble : Fine by me. How about we mosey on over to your place, there's a great wrestling match on. Big Bad Bruno and Ugly Arthur are gonna make Paper Mache of each other.

  Alf Stewart : I'll make Paper Mache outta *you* if you don't get outta here. Now, go eh?

  Martin Dibble : Okay, I can take a hint!

  [leaves]