- Sheldon Plankton: Finally! The day has come!
- Karen Plankton: You mean Thursday?
- Sheldon Plankton: No! It's the day I steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Krabs!
- Karen Plankton: And why, pray tell, is today different from the other days you failed to steal it?
- Sheldon Plankton: [growls] Because today I have completed my greatest invention. Behold!
- [as he speaks, he takes the cloth off his machine]
- Karen Plankton: [imitating him] What exactly am I "beholding?" A vegetable steamer?
- Sheldon Plankton: This is no ordinary vegetable steamer, Karen, my computer wife. It's my latest invention! And isn't she a beauty. Meow.
- [hugs the steamer]
- Karen Plankton: Oh, brother.
- [rolls her eyes in disgust]