- Kanade 'Angel' Tachibana: Who should we start with?
- Kanade 'Angel' Tachibana: I've put a lot of thought into it, but I think we should start with Yui.
- Kanade 'Angel' Tachibana: This is Hand Sonic, Version 5.
- Yuzuru Otonashi: I have to say it looks more demonic than angelic.
- Kanade 'Angel' Tachibana: I made it sinister-looking since you said I am supposed to be a cruel version of Angel now.
- Yui: [after tossing Otonashi around] Can't I try it again, please?
- Yuzuru Otonashi: S-sure, but can we go somewhere with grass? I'll die, otherwise, for real.
- Noda: [reading a challenge from Angel] "It's absurd how you dare call yourselves men when you can't defeat a single girl."
- Fujimaki: OH! I'm surprise you could read "absurd." Did you cure your stupidity?
- Hinata: No, even morons can read that.
- Noda: [continuing] "I'll hone your wussy resolve through... sportsmanship? I'll be waiting in the soccer field after school. Sincerely, Angel?" How dare she! Little bitch!
- Hinata: This doesn't make any sense at all. Did she really write this?
- Yuzuru Otonashi: Angel is not the same Angel she used to be.
- Fujimaki: A bunch on minds got scrambled together. It's possible she'd write a stupid challenge like this.
- Noda: I'm not goin' along with this dumb crap! I'm reporting this to Yurippe.