- Janey: [to Mateo who is running late for his water aerobics session] Oi! Norma Bloody Desmond! Your Public awaits!
- Les: [about Mateo's yellow headband] What on earth has he got on his head?
- Janey: [about Les' wig] Look who's talkin'!
- [to Mateo]
- Janey: What do you think you're playing at?
- Mateo: [Puts Boombox down] What am I playing at?
- [Reveals singlet with huge crotch bulge]
- Mateo: You see this?
- [Janey gasps then begins to laugh]
- Janey: What's wrong with it?
- Mateo: What is wrong with it? What is *right* with it?
- Janey: You look... Fine.
- Mateo: Janey, I look like a homosexual gay.
- Janey: Don't think you can blame that *entirely* on the lycra.