Benidorm (TV Series)

Episode #4.3 (2011)

Tim Healy: Les, Lesley Conroy

Quotes 

• Janey : [to Mateo who is running late for his water aerobics session]  Oi! Norma Bloody Desmond! Your Public awaits!

  Les : [about Mateo's yellow headband]  What on earth has he got on his head?

  Janey : [about Les' wig]  Look who's talkin'!

  [to Mateo] 

  Janey : What do you think you're playing at?

  Mateo : [Puts Boombox down]  What am I playing at?

  [Reveals singlet with huge crotch bulge] 

  Mateo : You see this?

  [Janey gasps then begins to laugh] 

  Janey : What's wrong with it?

  Mateo : What is wrong with it? What is *right* with it?

  Janey : You look... Fine.

  Mateo : Janey, I look like a homosexual gay.

  Janey : Don't think you can blame that *entirely* on the lycra.