Melissa & Joey (TV Series)

Mel and Joe's Anniversary (2011)

Melissa Joan Hart: Melanie 'Mel' Burke

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Quotes 

• George Karpelos Jr. : [Having scared Mel by "officially" announcing her as his 'girlfriend']  Look, I know I was pushing a little too much. I'll stop using the g word until you're ready.

  Melissa Burke : [Takes hold of George's hand with both of her hands]  Thank you. You're very caring boyfriend.

  George Karpelos Jr. : [Startled]  Boyfriend?

  [pause. Recovers] 

  George Karpelos Jr. : So that would make you my...

  Melissa Burke : Bitch?

• Joseph 'Joe' Longo : I'm just saying you should be looking out for more of a long-term guy, that's all.

  Melissa Burke : What, a husband?

  Joseph 'Joe' Longo : Something like that.

  Melissa Burke : Why? I've already got an annoying, know-it-all guy who sits on my couch that I don't have sex with. What more do I need?

  [walks into kitchen] 

  Joseph 'Joe' Longo : [yells]  Honey, will you grab me a beer?