- Emily: I've been an elite level domino mistress for seven years. These are my submissives. You're not gonna tell anyone at the office, are you?
- Kevin Freeman: I didn't go to Prom. Patti Ledo blew me off for Kenny Glazier. If Patti saw me now, she'd totally go with me.
- Alexis: Look, these are dangerous people. I'm a dangerous person, and people like you are collateral damage. So you -- when I say jump, you jump. Got me, Dr. Troy Jackson?
- Kevin Freeman: My name is Kevin, Kevin Freeman, and I design video games!
- Alexis: Was there anything in your online profile that was real?
- Kevin Freeman: Sure! Lots of stuff!
- Alexis: Like?
- Kevin Freeman: I'm black.
- Lilith: We all tell little white lies. We lie about our height, our weight, where we've been and where we're going. And tonight, video game developer Kevin Freeman is about to discover that when his fantasy turns into reality, honesty, in fact, may be the best policy as his little white lies get him into a world of trouble.
- Kevin Freeman: I like a woman who knows herself. Confidence is beauty. There's nothing lovelier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin. An independent woman, with a spry personality and an old soul. That's the one for me. I'm Troy. When I'm in the outdoors, it's about freedom. I read. Losing myself in the pages of a good book is pure nirvana. Like an hour-long bubble bath, with bath bombs from bliss. My best friends are Charlie Parker and John Coltrane. Without them, I am lost. Simply put: their music is the soundtrack of my life. Yeah, I know I'm good-looking, but that's not worth a hill of beans unless you find the right girl to spend life's special moments with. And let me tell you: In this town, it's been tough to find that special someone. If you're confident, if you're independent, if you're open-minded, passionate, genuine, creative, funny... if you think you're her, and you think we'll click, please, contact me. DocTroy77. Thank you, Doctor Troy. Ladies, all of our lines are open.