- Sterling Archer: No, no, by all means, let me do this Lana. You just sit there like the African Queen.
- Lana Kane: The African Queen was the boat.
- Sterling Archer: No it wasn't. It was Audrey...
- Lana Kane: Katherine.
- Sterling Archer: Whichever Hepburn, she was the queen.
- Lana Kane: ...of Africa?
- Sterling Archer: Yeah.
- Lana Kane: The white Queen of Africa?
- Sterling Archer: Yeah. Back then Hollywood was pretty weird about the whole race thing. Like Amos and Andy were white. A white guy played Charlie Chan.
- Lana Kane: Archer...
- Sterling Archer: I'm pretty sure Tonto was a Jew.
- Cyril Figgis: For God's sake, Pam. Have you no sense of decency? That bathroom's like a war crime.
- Pam: Don't blame me. It's those new low flow toilets. With the old ones you could flush a dachshund puppy. I mean, not that you would.
- Sterling Archer: That's good, because I have waited my entire life to say this exact phrase.
- [Archer draws his sawed-off double-barreled shotgun]
- Sterling Archer: I am commandeering this airboat!
- Lana Kane: Sorry!
- Sterling Archer: Whooooo!
- Lana Kane: It really is an emergency!
- Sterling Archer: Of an awesome and ass-kicking nature!
- Sterling Archer: Seriously, Lana. This must be what it's like to have sex with me.
- Lana Kane: How could an air boat be selfish?
- Lana Kane: Morphine! Dahh, I don't need... ahhh...
- Sterling Archer: Yeah?
- Lana Kane: Yeah. That actually feels waaaaay better.
- Sterling Archer: Good. Then get up. You're sitting on the beer.
- Sterling Archer: Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
- Lana Kane: Did you say man-crush?
- Sterling Archer: No. I'm pretty sure it was "shut up".
- Lana Kane: Shoot it, Archer! Shoot it!
- Sterling Archer: Oh, so now it's OK? What happened to your fragile ecosystem?
- Lana Kane: Screw the damn ecosystem! Shoot!
- Sterling Archer: You are such a hypocrite! I'll bet you probably eat veal.
- Sterling Archer: [to the federal air marshal who has demanded Archer drop his gun] Okay, relax; it's okay, we're...
- Lana Kane: Dut dut dut dut dut!
- Sterling Archer: Sterling Archer and Lana Kane of ISIS...
- Lana Kane: Dut dut dut dut dut!
- Sterling Archer: And we're on a mission to stop an ecoterrorist...
- Lana Kane: Dut dut dut dut dut!
- Sterling Archer: From blowing up a gas pipeline!
- [Addressing flight attendant]
- Sterling Archer: So for the love of God, woman, go make me a fresh batch of hurricanes!
- Lana Kane: Great. Way to keep a low profile.
- Sterling Archer: Thanks.
- [chuckles]
- Lana Kane: Okay. Let's set up a defensive perimeter.
- Sterling Archer: Yeah, right after I set up the grill.