Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Old vs. New: The Karate Kid (2011)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : I also have to admit, it's kind of refreshing to see a movie character from Jersey who's not an asshole! Okay, yeah I make fun of people from Jersey every once in a while, but even I know that not every person who comes from there is totally nuts. It's nice to see an actual positive Jersey role model.
[clip from Jersey Shore plays]
Nostalgia Critic : You know, outside of...
Angelina : Leave me the
[beep]
Angelina : alone. Get out of my face.
Mike "The Situation" : Yo, shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster!
Angelina : You look like Popeye on crack.
Mike "The Situation" : [Rolling eyes] Popeye on crack.
Nostalgia Critic : [rubbing forehead] Uggh, that show rapes me.
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Nostalgia Critic : Has "Wax on, wax off" ever really taught anybody karate? Well, it did for this idiot. "The Karate Kid," a hokey but still effective sports film centered around a kid named Daniel who moved from Jersey to the Valley and keeps getting his ass whupped by a group of karate experts named Cobra...
Cobra Commander : COBRA!
Nostalgia Critic : Kai.
Cobra Commander : Oh. Well, could you ever do an Old vs. New with us and the GI Joe movie?
Nostalgia Critic : The movie loses.
Cobra Commander : Awesome!