- Charlie Davies: [after having an affair with Lydia] She is one hot Aussie mama. There are no great barriers to her reef. She outbacked my steakhouse. She diggeried my do. She hughed my Jackman. She's singing in my opera house! She boomered my rang! Russelled my Crowe! She dingoed my baby!
- [Gupta has come to the call center dressed as a Hindu sanyasi]
- Gupta: I am on the path to enlightenment. I am undergoing a karmic cleanse, forgiving other people and atoning for all my wrongs. Lata, I am sorry for stealing most of your sales. Pinky, that guy did call back. Called back twice, actually. I just didn't think he was right for you. Curly-haired guy, I'm sorry for never learning your name.
- Prakash: It's Prakash. I've seen you every day for the last...
- Gupta: Kind of moving on now. Madhuri, you've been trying to grow your hair out for the better part of a year and I have been secretly cutting it while you are on sales calls. I don't know. I just like it this length. Manmeet, you made me promise never to tell anyone that, as a kid, your sister taught you how to kiss. Well, I never told anyone, so I don't owe you an apology. There... cleansed. Doesn't that feel better?