- [Charlie is interviewing for a job with an attractive, full-figured woman]
- Charlie Davies: Bikinis, cheekies, garters, hip-huggers, G-string, thong. I know your whole catalogue like the back of my hand.
- Melinda: Well, you're certainly prepared for our meeting.
- Charlie Davies: Oh, believe me, I know women's undergarments. Like you, for instance, I'm guessing minimizer, flat panel front. That would be the right call for a gal your size.
- [a shocked and angry expression comes to her face]
- Charlie Davies: Oh, no. Don't take that the wrong way. It's no big deal. You know, I wear compression shorts to hold in my gut.
- [stands up and drops his pants]
- Charlie Davies: See? I just insulted you and pulled down my pants. I'm not getting the job, am I?
- [she shakes her head]
- Charlie Davies: Any chance you're loving this?
- Melinda: [looks a Charlie's crotch] No.