The Berenstain Bears (TV Series)
No Girls Allowed (1986)
Christina Lange: Sister Bear
Quotes
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Sister Bear : Hey, terrific! A secret clubhouse! Hot diggety! A new clubhouse! A new clubhouse!
[wails Indian war whoops until she hears the drawbridge close to reveal the sign on its underside]
Sister Bear : No girls allowed?
Boy Cubs : [chorusing] That's right! No girls allowed!
Sister Bear : It - it isn't fair. It isn't fair! It just isn't fair...!
[wailing as she walks home]
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Papa Bear : You're absolutely right, it *isn't* fair! It is in fact, a complete and total outrage! Come, my dear, we're going back there and make them take you into their silly club. And if they don't, I'm gonna tear that clubhouse limb from limb!
Sister Bear : Right!
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Mama Bear : [stopping Papa from leaving with Sister, then escorting Sister down the tree house front steps] I don't think that's the answer. Those boys *are* bring unfair. Sometimes boys act that way, so do girls, but whoever does it is wrong. The important thing is not whether you're a boy or girl, but the sort of person you are. Be that as it may, you can't *make* cubs play with you.
Sister Bear : No, but you can tear them limb from limb! Come on, Papa!
Mama Bear : Wouldn't it be a better idea to form your own club and build a secret clubhouse of your own?
Sister Bear : Could I?
Papa Bear : Why not? I'd be glad to help. Why, can build it in the old climbing tree!
Sister Bear : Terrific! The first thing we'll need is a big sign that says "No Boys Allowed".
Mama Bear : No, the first thing you need is members.
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Sister Bear : Those boys are just being mean because I outhit them, and won all their marbles. They're bad losers.
Mama Bear : I suppose it's true, but you know there's such a thing as a bad winner, too.
Sister Bear : Bad winner? What's that?
Mama Bear : A bad winner is someone who makes a big braggy show every time she wins.
Sister Bear : [in sister bear's mind about her winning] I see what you mean.
Mama Bear : But I think we could work something out.
