- Michael Caine: [about Marlon Brando] Do you know, they had to widen the street to get him in? Shame. He used to look lovely in black & white.
- Marlon Brando: Ok Dustin, read back what you just wrote about me.
- Dustin Hoffman: Ok. In 1954, Marlon Brando, probably the world's greatest actor...
- Marlon Brando: Stop! You lose the word 'probably' and you never use it again.
- Marlon Brando: There's no way you can leave anything around with a cockney around, there like roaches, you know. You know, they just move in, they... they shit on everything.