Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup (2011)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : Since when do you care about her kid's education?
Charlie Harper : Young people are our future, Alan. I care about them all.
Alan Harper : Oh, please! The only young people you care about are sliding down a pole to grab dollar bills out of your mouth!
Charlie Harper : Those aren't dollar bills! Those are twenties!
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Charlie Harper : Alan, listen to me very carefully. I have not had sex with your girlfriend.
Alan Harper : Still in the planning stages!
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Lyndsey Mackelroy : [Giving Alan a house key] I want you to feel like you can come and go without checking in with me.
Alan Harper : Wow! Thank you! In a lot of ways, this isn't just the key to your house, it's the key to your heart.
Lyndsey Mackelroy : Don't gay it up.