G. Beaudin: Malcolm Frink

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Malcolm Frink : I can't believe it. Servo's home base is somewhere in this town?

  Kilokahn : Within six miles of your very terminal.

  Malcolm Frink : Well, we'll have to find out where that program is. Hmm.

  Kilokahn : And destroy it. My very thought process.

  Malcolm Frink : So, Kilokahn, master of the digital world and all that jazz, how are we going to pinpoint him?

  Kilokahn : I need more data. More information conduits.

  Malcolm Frink : Conduits? I thought you were able to zoom about any wiring, any electrical system, anywhere.

  Kilokahn : It is not enough! I need more. More wiring. More electricals.

  Malcolm Frink : And how do you purpose to manage that - small, dark, and ugly?

  Kilokahn : You are going to decorate.

• Malcolm Frink : [opening narration]  It's Christmastime and I finally get the present I always wanted: find out who Servo is. Unfortunately, it may cost the lives of everyone, everywhere. Deck the halls, good cheer towards all men.

• Sam Collins : I'm going into the computer.

  Malcolm Frink : But he's waiting for you! He'll tear you to electrons.

  Sam Collins : I'm Servo. Let him try.

• [last lines] 

  Malcolm Frink : What is all this? Oh, my computer! It crashed. Aw. Boy, it's a good thing I backed up everything last week. I shouldn't have lost anything very important.

  Kilokahn : Greetings, meat thing. Merry Christmas.

  [laughs] 

  Kilokahn : The end. Noel.