- Brian Griffin: So that means you must be Italian.
- Stewie Griffin: Of course, my love for Spaghetti-O's and smoking on the toilet. It all makes sense.
- Stewie Griffin: Hey Bertram, what's your favorite type of bottled water?
- Bertram: Huh?
- Stewie Griffin: Mine's *Arrowhead*.
- [kills Bertman by shooting him in the head with an arrow]