Wingin' It (TV Series)
Don't Dimension It (2011)
Demetrius Joyette: Porter Jackson
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Quotes
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Denise Simmons : Carl, you okay?
Carl Montclaire : Look, I know the stock answer is to say "I'm okay", but I'm bored.
Porter Jackson : You got two angels as friends.
Denise Simmons : And a sister who is an internet sensation.
Carl Montclaire : 900 hits does not count as a sensation. Everything is just so predictable, the school is the same every single day. For example, uh, Jane.
[Jane comes into the screen, reading a newspaper]
Carl Montclaire : Every morning she reads a new article. She ponders, gets inspired, and then comes to me with the headline for tomorrow's newspaper.
Jane Casey : [to Carl, excitedly] "Students hate school!"
[she leaves]
Porter Jackson : Lucky guess.
Carl Montclaire : Oh, and then there's Alex.
[Alex comes into the screen]
Carl Montclaire : Look if he asks me if some part of his body is infected.
Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : [lifts his elbow] Does this still look infected?
Carl Montclaire : Yep, almost a new record!
Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : Awesome!
Carl Montclaire : Brittany will bump into me while texting.
[Brittany does so]
Brittany Hansen : Ow! Carl! You made me hit send before I wanted to! Now everybody's gonna think that I'm just rolling on the floor, and they won't know that I'm laughing.
Carl Montclaire : Then Serge will catch a football, and I still don't know who is throwing it.
[Serge catches a football right in front of Carl]
Carl Montclaire : Yep, I know. "Out of my way, Montclaire."
[Carl moves so Serge can pass him]
Carl Montclaire : Here comes Mr. Dolby with Monday's joke.
Mr. Dolby : Carl, what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dog?
Carl Montclaire : A cack-puddle-doo.
Mr. Dolby : Precisely. See you in class!
Carl Montclaire : And then the bell will ring.
[the bell rings]
Carl Montclaire : And then I hurry off to class because I'm late from hanging out with you two chuckle heads.
[leaves]
Porter Jackson : Who would've thought.
Denise Simmons : I wonder know what's for lunch?
Carl Montclaire : [off screen] Triple weenie.